The Dicks

This can be split into two categories; the physical dicks be it in real life or dick pics or the metaphorical dicks, the dick heads shall we say. I will talk about each in turn. 

The physical dicks 

These come in all shapes and sizes with varying abilities, I’ve seen the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Men seem to have a fascination with them and some want to share them with you even if you have no interest in seeing them whatsoever. Usually the unexpected/unwanted dick pic is before you have even met this not so fine specimen of a man so you can simply delete, block and move on. You do get the odd post meeting dick pic and can act accordingly.  

 

The dick heads

These are more of the annoying beast. The rude ones who ask your weight comparing it to meta data and height or question how genuine your photos are. Or we have the ones who call you arrogant to your face. These come in all forms of rudeness and I would have assumed that this behaviour would occur prior to meeting but as I found out, sadly not. The guys who have no filter and want to offend you and then offer to be your friend.  

But the worst type of dick head is the ghoster. Ghosting after a first date is rude but ghosting after a second date is just pathetic and the actions of a man who lacks the balls (the irony of the dick head) to tell you over a simple message that he is not interest in you. Leaving you at first to wonder what horrible accident has happened that he has lost the ability to use his thumbs to reply to your message, only to find that he has unmatched you.  

I debated calling this post Thick Skin because you really do need it but there are some dickheads that you are glad you escaped before meeting but there are others that you do wonder how you got it soo wrong that you thought things were going well but clearly, they were not.